Fake Banana

I just received an email from Zipcar announcing that on Friday, March 6th there will be free doughnuts and coffee at their new headquarters on 3rd and Union. I've been thinking about the $500 deductible Zipcar made Brian and I pay when our rented car was scratched in a parallel parking spot on the Oregon Coast.

This cost $576 dollars.


I told Brian that we should go to the free doughnuts party, take a shit ton, and bring them to work for co-workers.

I hate Zipcar. They are the enemy and I'm proud to say that since that incident happened and since they could care less about customer service the rate at which we use Zipcar now has dropped 90%. Damn those trips to Target and the taco truck on Rainier. I won't give those up though and I'm not sure it's worth buying a car and paying real insurance for. damn!